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Sorry for not updating this weekend! I’ve been busy doing my college apps. I’ll update with more KBSM soon!


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Song: Mawaru Chikyuu Rondo Spain and Chibiromano Preview
Sung By: Go Inoue and Aki Kanada


Guys remember not to do 9/11 fics tomorrow

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boss-the-many-fandoms-girl asked:
I don't get what "Jessica" is saying, nosebleeds are not fun at all! You get blood all over your shirt if it's in the middle of the night, and you also have to hold a paper towel/tissue/piece of toilet paper in your nose for a long time to make sure the blood clots. Guess how I learned that information =_=*

Tell me about it. My sister had to get surgery to prevent her nose from bleeding all the time. But hey, at least it gives parody authors an easy thing to gripe on.

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mimswriter:

Kurt Vonnegut: 16 Rules For Writing Fiction

1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.

2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.

3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.

4. Every sentence must do one of two things — reveal character or advance the action.

5. Start as close to the end as possible.

6. Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them — in order that the reader may see what they are made of.

7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.

8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To heck with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.

9. Find a subject you care aboutand which you in your heart feel others should care about.

10. Do not ramble.

11. Keep it simple. Simplicity of language is not only reputable, but perhaps even sacred.

12. Have guts to cut. Your rule might be this: If a sentence, no matter how excellent, does not illuminate your subject in some new and useful way, scratch it out.

13. Sound like yourself. The writing style which is most natural for you is bound to echo the speech you heard when a child.

14. Say what you mean. You should avoid Picasso-style or jazz-style writing, if you have something worth saying and wish to be understood.

15. Pity the readers. Our stylistic options as writers are neither numerous nor glamorous, since our readers are bound to be such imperfect artists.

16. You choose. The most meaningful aspect of our styles, which is what we choose to write about, is utterly unlimited.


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Ugh I never thought I’d have to make a post about something like this.

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Do. Not. Send. Fucking. Anime. Porn. to. Government. Officials.

Hell, do not send porn to anyone that has not asked to be sent porn.

Shit like this is why people hate anime fans and fans in general. Doing this isn’t cute or funny. It’s immature, embarrasses your fandom, and makes you look like a jackass. This goes for everyone, not just people in Hetalia fandom.

Grow the fuck up. Y’all are nasty.

Please Note: Do not send the parties involved any messages about this. This post wasn’t designed to target them but rather reenforce that doing stuff like this is not okay, since a lot of people seem to find this really funny for some reason and could possibly do something similar.

Adding in that it’s in poor taste to do things like this. You not only represent anime fans, but you represent your country as well. Not only that, but your message can be traced if it’s seen as a bigger problem.

Of course there are probably other people who send things like this (or worse) to governments, but we shouldn’t be those people.

And yes, don’t send hate to the parties involved. They made a mistake and hopefully they have/can learn from it and move on. Let’s support everyone moving in a better direction.


Review it please

Ah, deviant art OCs. They always hold a special place in my my small heart. 

Name:Hana Asamoto

Western  arrangement. Okay.

Age:: 16-19

Unless your OC ages throughout the course of the story, you should only have one age. If they do age, you should leave a note in the profile. 

Birthday: December 15

Birth Of Place: Japan, in a small village.

No region? Village name? Main produce of the village?

Height: 5’0(with a heels on 5’3)

That’s oddly specific. I can just imagine Hana going to the shoe store and demanding she got three inch heels. “But Miss, we only have two inch,” the cashier would say. “Never! I demand exactly three inch heels!”

And this is why customer service sucks. 

Weight:Secret

Then why mention it?

Eyes: Brown

Hair: Dark Brown, almost black.

:Family:Father(deceased) , mother(deceased,), grandfather(deceased),grandmother(alive, later deceased) and Kiku Honda(fiancé)

  1. How did every member of your family manage to die?
  2. How did you manage to woo and not marry Japan?

Nickname: 貴重な花(Precious flower by Japan),愛する子(dear child by her grandmother)  姉(older sister by the town children),ヒーラーの女の子や子供(the healer girl or child by the towns people), or 아기(Korean for ‘babe’ you could guess who called her that.)

Okay, I get that you’re Japanese and that’s your native language. But here’s the thing: this character profile is in English. You will most likely be writing this character in English. As convention demands, you must convert all Hanji to Romaji. That way English speaking readers will actually be able to tell each word apart. It sucks, but you gotta do it. 

Job:She was a human girl that used to be a healer. She used to make medicine out of herbs to help out the townspeople. 

What era is this OC from again?

Status: Deceased ((it depends to be honest; let’s say if we roleplay a History Rp, than she’s alive but if we are doing modern roleplay—no she’s deceased. this will be the only deceased OC that I ever made and ONLY OC that is actually a reincarnation of a other famous oc of mines~. :iconlaughingplz: she passed away when she was 20 years old unknown illness.

Reincarnation:Naomi Ch’ae [link omitted]

Delightful, another OC I have to check out. Let’s see what’s going on with this girl—-

Ta-da, a new model of my OC :dummy: I wanted to make something new and cute the same time, my friend made her for me. ^^

And my other good friend Aki is making game called Heta Corpse so why not give my oc new look;also I have been giving my OC bit of wavy flow in bottom of her hair. .3. 

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT

Hana has a reincarnation. 

She is reincarnated into what I presume to be a white character.

I have no idea what this new character is like, save for the fact that she is now cute and new. 

You know, I can’t actually break down characters if I have nothing to look at. 

Personality: Hana is a very kind young lady that acts like a big sister to the children around her village. At first gaze she seems like the typical shy Japanese girl who blushes at everything, however she’s not like that.

Tell me more about how your OC defies the typical stereotype of her country while still adhering to the trope. 

She tends to greet people with a small bow like the Japanese, do;

You know, because she’s Japanese. 

she’s loves to meet new faces so she’s very social. She doesn’t like to show off when it comes to people telling her she’s great with the herbs. Hana would love to travel across the land one day to see the world -this was one of her dreams as she child; her mother used to tell her stories about the different lands so ever since then she always wanted to travel. Of course she does have her flaws like her emotions getting the best of her, she doesn’t like to cry in front of people because she wants to be a tough woman and  not anyone seen her cry, she did cry once in front of her fiancé because she told him about her history that all her loved ones have passed away and doesn’t want to be alone.

So what’s different about this chick?

Hana choose of weapon is fans or a sword that Kiku has been teaching her before they got two together.

WHY DOES SHE NEED TO USE A WEAPON

((Her personality is like Naomi’s but the only difference is that Hana is very extremely shy when she meant the other Asians, even she likes to meet new people she always thought the other Asians(who were the Nations) were very handsome/beautiful  and she didn’t want to disrespect them))

Excuse me. Weren’t you the one who said that she’s not shy? How can the only difference between these two characters be the fact that Hana has a personality trait you literally said she does not have? Please tell me how because I am very annoyed. 

Appearance: Hana has pale skin; she has big chocolate brown eyes, she wear a light nice blue kimono with a short purple-pink shirt, however she wear black tights under her skirt.

The typical garb of a simple girl from a small, Japanese village. 

She always keeps her long hair in a classy hair ponytail with a cute darkish-purplish bow on her hair. Hana wear this Japanese shoes that looks like the originally sandals  but they give her a little boost because she being short!

So what era is this in again?

Relations to the Asian Nations: ((only the ones that I have seen and know from heart))

Alas, poor Macau. May you be forever ignored again.

:iconyayjapanplz: Japan-

Hana when she was 16 years old, she met a young samurai young name Kiku Honda, as known as his Nation name, Japan. They met when he was training with a group of his friends, however one of his friends became ill with the common cold. Japan gather around the town to find a doctor or someone to help his friend, that’s when he met Hana gathering up herbs; of course he had about the young lady before but never question it. Of course she made the medicine  for his friend and it cure him in a couple of days or so. They began to spend time with each other, Hana began to fall in love with the young samurai but she always felt like their love was going to be forbidden love so she never told him until a months later;

HOW WAS THEIR LOVE FORBIDDEN?

however Kiku told her that he wanted to more than just friends when she turn 17 years old, so they became a young couple, until she became 18-she became his fiancée, and she’s the one who gave him the katana..

How does a simple healer afford a weapon like that?

:iconyaychinaplz:China-

Hana always thought as China like a brother/father to her,

WHY

even though she always felt like he dislike her for some odd reason, but they got along very well after she found out he never hated her.

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:icoyayhongkongplz: Hong Kong-

Hana doesn’t really know that well…..

WHY MENTION HIM

:iconyaykoreaplz:S.Korea-

Always calling her ‘babe” finds him odd at times ._.

WHY

:iconyaythailandplz:Thailand-

She seems him as a good friend; Thailand enjoys her company, they sometimes drink tea together.

:iconyaytaiwanplz: Taiwan-

Hana finds Taiwan alright, nice and a caring girl.

:iconyayvietnamplz:Vietnam-

Doesn’t know what to say about her….. ._.

This tells me nothing.

In fact, this entire profile told me nothing. Remember guys— there’s never “too much” information when it comes to characters.


jenni-chan asked:
Sorry to bother you but I wanted to know if you had considered looking at the stories I submitted sometime in the future?

I think you meant to say “sometime in the past.” Either way, I would love to look at them. Please just make sure that you submit them to me!


corporal-leviii:

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Corporal-leviii’s writing tips wooo

For the sweet anon who asked me for some tips about writing! I’ve gotten several asks like this so I’m just gonna pop in and post this before putting my nose back to the grindstone for finals. See you all later, and I hope this helps!!


||| Compiling ALL KBSM Parodies |||

thehetaliahumanoc:

I’ve noticed lately that there has been an increase in the number of Kidnapped by Sexy Men parodies out there in the Hetalia fanfiction world. Since I am nearing the close of this wonderful stories, I figured that now would be a good time to gather as all of the parodies out there into one place and do a small review of each. I wouldn’t look at them chapter by chapter like I do with all of the other stuff I review, but I will do a smaller version of my big story reviews for each.

So please, send into my submit or ask box any parody that you know of. I don’t care if it’s discontinued or on-going. Heck, I don’t care if I’ve looked at it before. Send them in and I’ll create a masterpost. 

Thanks!

I only have three parody stories so far and I know that there are more out there, so please send in more. Please reblog this and let people know about what I’m doing. I’m trying to create a big list.

Here’s a list of the parodies I’m aware of:

"Kidnapped by Handsome Strangers" by Hefters 

Kidnapped by Straight Men" by BFTLandMWandSEK

"Why’d She Have To Believe Them?" by TheWritingGup

Please reblog this and send in the parodies you know of! Thank you!